WHAT IS THAT SMELL???

I went to the dentist this morning for my 6 month cleaning (alright, my 8 month cleaning). The lady puts me in the dental chair and I slowly begin to tip back. That is the point that I notice that I have dog crap on my shoe! I am horrified. What does a person do? Well........ I cross my other shoe over the poop shoe and was a nervous wreck the whole time. I casually look behind me to see if anything trailed in on the wood floors. Nothing. I took a couple of big sniffs and couldn't smell anything. I am then relieved that the hygienist wears a plastic mask and certainly she wouldn't be able to smell anything. Thank goodness. Then I worry about how to exit without leaving a trail. I kinda walked on the side of my foot and didn't put any weight on it when I was standing up to pay......Which BTW, took FOREVER! That's what I get for taking a short cut on the grass! I guess for as much money as our family pays the dentist every year.... He can afford to have his carpets cleaned.